Remember Paul the predicting Octopus????


Since Paul's untimely death there's been a gap in the animal football predicting market....UNTIL NOW!!!!!

Somewhere in a deep dark forest at a hi-tech kennel facility. A team of scientists, top class veterinaries and Shaun Wright Phillips have been working day and night breeding and training the next generation of prediction pups.

Each week the cream of the crop will delve deep into their inner pup and predict the scores of the Barclay's English Premier League.

Will they succeed, only time will tail.


Friday, 13 April 2012

Bernard St Bernard Predicts for the Weekend of 14.04.2012

















Hi everyone, again. It’s me Bernard St. Bernard...the Saint Bernard pup. Last time we met I was training to be a rescue ranger. Well I have completed my first year with flying colours. I got a gold badge to show how good I was.  

You remember foxy rescue ranger and how cute she was...well she's now my girlfriend. We spend all our time together. She’s been helping me practice for puppy predicts, she knows a lot about football, and she knows the off side rule...I struggle with that to be honest.



Problem is she's got this big burley ex-boyfriend, who keeps trying to get back with her.  He’s called Owen and he’s  massive and I want to tell him to leave foxy alone. But I’m too scared. 

What can I do?





I’ll give you a hand, I love a good rumble...where is then!!!!
Oi! Owen COME HERE!!!



"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Ruffles"













There you go Bernie, job done. He won’t be bothering you anymore... I doubt he’ll be able to walk any more.


Uh! Thanks Ruffles, you certainly are a tiny tearaway. 


Saturday, April 14 2012
Premier League
12.45Norwich City0-2Manchester City
15.00Swansea City1-1Blackburn Rovers
15.00West Bromwich Albion1-2Queens Park Rangers
15.00Sunderland3-1Wolverhampton Wanderers


Sunday, April 15 2012
Premier League
16.00Manchester United2-0Aston Villa






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