Remember Paul the predicting Octopus????


Since Paul's untimely death there's been a gap in the animal football predicting market....
UNTIL NOW!!!!!

Somewhere in a deep dark forest at a hi-tech kennel facility. A team of scientists, top class veterinaries and Shaun Wright Phillips have been working day and night breeding and training the next generation of prediction pups.

Each week the cream of the crop will delve deep into their inner pup and predict the scores of the Barclay's English Premier League.

Will they succeed, only time will tail.


Thursday, 25 August 2011

Dave Predicts for the Weekend of 27.08.11




Alrite ! Im ‘Dave’, I'm the next prediction pup, now let me tell you a little bit about myself. I’m a bulldog, as if you couldn’t tell. I’m 3 months old. I really love my footie and boxing and I’m really proud to British.  Even my collars got the union flag on it’. I have to eat pie and mash at least once a day or I get grouchy.  My mum, let me tell you about my mum! she is the best mum in the world she brought up a litter of 15 of us all on her own.  

What a Great Bitch. I love you mum.

Mum these predictions are for you...Come on!



Saturday, August 27 2011
Premier League
12.05
Aston Villa
2-0
Wolverhampton Wanderers
12.30
Wigan Athletic
1-1
Queens Park Rangers
15.00
Swansea City
1-0
Sunderland
15.00
Blackburn Rovers
0-0
Everton
15.00
Chelsea
2-1
Norwich City
17.30
Liverpool
2-2
Bolton Wanderers




Sunday, August 28 2011
Premier League
13.00
Newcastle United
1-0
Fulham
15.00
West Bromwich Albion
0-1
Stoke City
13.30
Tottenham Hotspur
1-3
Manchester City
16.00
Manchester United
3-1
Arsenal


Good Luck Dave, your going to need it.

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