Remember Paul the predicting Octopus????


Since Paul's untimely death there's been a gap in the animal football predicting market....
UNTIL NOW!!!!!

Somewhere in a deep dark forest at a hi-tech kennel facility. A team of scientists, top class veterinaries and Shaun Wright Phillips have been working day and night breeding and training the next generation of prediction pups.

Each week the cream of the crop will delve deep into their inner pup and predict the scores of the Barclay's English Premier League.

Will they succeed, only time will tail.


Friday, 28 October 2011

Pekingese Pat Predicts for the Weekend of 29.10.2011




Hi, I'm Pekingese pat, and I’m a Pekingese prediction puppy. I’m 3 month old and I’m really brave for such a young pup. I’ve climbed mountains, swam seas and eaten Asda basic dog food.

My home town used to be terrorised by a mean and evil dragon, which would eat the town’s folk, destroy building and generally make life rubbish for people. No one in the town would stand up to the mean horrible old dragon.  I was a week old at the time and I saw my mother crying with fear, and I thought to myself "NO!!! This stops here”.

I went out into the street and called the dragon, I said "Dragon, Dragon come here NOW!
I will not allow you to do this anymore, these are good people. I will fight you to the death”

He was big and I was small, but I was strong, clever and brave.  His fiery breathe did not scare me, we fought in the streets, both of us struggling for our lives. My wit and quick paws eventually overpowered the beast and he died.
I was a hero in my town;  people would come up to.... BOO


AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 Has he gone yet? ccccccccheck he's gone,
Im not coming out till he's gone......forget it I'll do my predictions from in here, I'm NOT coming out.



Saturday, October 29 2011
Premier League
12.00Everton1-1Manchester United
12.45Chelsea2-0Arsenal
15.00Manchester City3-0Wolverhampton Wanderers
15.00Norwich City1-0Blackburn Rovers
15.00Wigan Athletic0-0Fulham
15.00Sunderland1-1Aston Villa
15.00Swansea City2-1Bolton Wanderers
17.30West Bromwich Albion1-1Liverpool



Sunday, October 30 2011
Premier League
16.00Tottenham Hotspur2-0Queens Park Rangers



Monday, October 31 2011
Premier League
20.00Stoke City1-1Newcastle United


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