Hi everyone, again. It’s me Bernard St. Bernard...the Saint
Bernard pup. Last time we met I was training to be a rescue ranger. Well I have
completed my first year with flying colours. I got a gold badge to show how good
I was.
You remember foxy rescue ranger and how cute she was...well
she's now my girlfriend. We spend all our time together. She’s been helping me
practice for puppy predicts, she knows a lot about football, and she knows the
off side rule...I struggle with that to be honest.
Problem is she's got this big burley ex-boyfriend, who keeps
trying to get back with her. He’s called
Owen and he’s massive and I want to tell him to leave foxy alone. But I’m too
scared.
What can I do?
I’ll give you a hand, I love a good rumble...where is
then!!!!
Oi! Owen COME HERE!!!
"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Ruffles"
There you go Bernie, job done. He won’t be bothering you
anymore... I doubt he’ll be able to walk any more.
Uh! Thanks Ruffles, you certainly are a tiny tearaway.
