Bernard St Bernard Predicts for the Weekend of 14.04.2012

Hi everyone, again. It’s me Bernard St. Bernard...the Saint Bernard pup. Last time we met I was training to be a rescue ranger. Well I have completed my first year with flying colours. I got a gold badge to show how good I was.  

You remember foxy rescue ranger and how cute she was...well she's now my girlfriend. We spend all our time together. She’s been helping me practice for puppy predicts, she knows a lot about football, and she knows the off side rule...I struggle with that to be honest.

Problem is she's got this big burley ex-boyfriend, who keeps trying to get back with her.  He’s called Owen and he’s  massive and I want to tell him to leave foxy alone. But I’m too scared. 

What can I do?

I’ll give you a hand, I love a good rumble...where is then!!!!

Oi! Owen COME HERE!!!

"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Ruffles"

There you go Bernie, job done. He won’t be bothering you anymore... I doubt he’ll be able to walk any more.

Uh! Thanks Ruffles, you certainly are a tiny tearaway. 

Saturday, April 14 2012
Premier League
12.45	Norwich City	0-2	Manchester City
15.00	Swansea City	1-1	Blackburn Rovers
15.00	West Bromwich Albion	1-2	Queens Park Rangers
15.00	Sunderland	3-1	Wolverhampton Wanderers

Sunday, April 15 2012
Premier League
16.00	Manchester United	2-0	Aston Villa