Remember Paul the predicting Octopus????


Since Paul's untimely death there's been a gap in the animal football predicting market....
UNTIL NOW!!!!!

Somewhere in a deep dark forest at a hi-tech kennel facility. A team of scientists, top class veterinaries and Shaun Wright Phillips have been working day and night breeding and training the next generation of prediction pups.

Each week the cream of the crop will delve deep into their inner pup and predict the scores of the Barclay's English Premier League.

Will they succeed, only time will tail.


Saturday, 24 August 2013

Theodore's Predictions for 24.08.13 - 26.08.13

     

Hi there I'm Theodore and I'm the second prediction pup of the new season. I'm named after the fat one in the chipmunks. I wouldn't mind, but I don't really like the chipmunks, all that high pitched squealing. Personally I'd like to see them between two bricks and then said brick to be slammed together HARD. Their screams would be horrendous, but it would only last 5 minutes at the most and then we would be free of the high pitched speeded up god awful tunes. The world doesn't need singing chipmunks....singing puppies on the other hand...now that we need. I may even start a band, we could be called Dog Star. Or maybe not. All dog related band names ideas are welcome. 

He doesn't much like singing chipmunks.
He'd like to see them as a race all sunk.
Puppies who sing, now there's a thing.
Does Dog Star have a nice ring?


Right on the the predictions 

24th August 

Fulham          0 v 2   Arsenal
Everton          2 v1    West Brom
Hull.               1 v 2   Norwich
Newcastle      0 v 1   West ham
S'hampton.    1 v 0   Sunderland
Stoke.            2 v 0.  C. Palace
Aston villa      1 v  1 Liverpool 

25th August 

Cardiff       0 v 3   Man City
Spurs        1 v. 0  Swansea

26th August

Man United  2 v 2 Chelsea 

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