Remember Paul the predicting Octopus????


Since Paul's untimely death there's been a gap in the animal football predicting market....
UNTIL NOW!!!!!

Somewhere in a deep dark forest at a hi-tech kennel facility. A team of scientists, top class veterinaries and Shaun Wright Phillips have been working day and night breeding and training the next generation of prediction pups.

Each week the cream of the crop will delve deep into their inner pup and predict the scores of the Barclay's English Premier League.

Will they succeed, only time will tail.


Friday, 23 December 2011

Pupmas Spectacular, Felix Predicts for the Christmas Weekend




Hi, Im Felix, your Christmas pup here to help you celebrate the season of good will.
Be nice to your fellow pup on the terraces this Christmas, if a player does something wrong then don't shout abuse at him, give him a smile. This year refrain from turning christmas carolls in to a dirty song about the manager. Bring your neighbour a mince pie and a teeny tiny glass of sherry.

And remember if you dont do this you'll get sod all for Christmas...BE NICE.

I wrote a song for us all to enjoy

Little Puppy, little Puppy
With your dusty bowl
Got to keep on plodding onwards
With your precious bone.

Been a long time, little puppy
Through the winter's night
Don't give up now, little puppy
Winnerlots' in sight.
Chorus
Rinse out those bowls tonight
Winnerlot, Winnerlot
Follow that smell tonight
Winnerlot, Winnerlot .

Little puppy, little puppy
Had a heavy day
Little puppy
Carry tin cans safely on their way.

Little puppy, little puppy
With your dusty bowl
There are wise dogs waiting for a
smell to bring them here.

Do not falter, little puppy
There's a tin opener ahead
It will guide you, little puppy
To those meaty chunks.
Chorus
Rinse out those bowls tonight
Winnerlot, Winnerlot
Follow that smell tonight
Winnerlot, Winnerlot









And now onwards and follow that star to the Predictions


Monday, December 26 2011
Premier League
13.00Chelsea2-0Fulham
15.00West Bromwich Albion0-2Manchester City
15.00Sunderland0-0Everton
15.00Manchester United3-0Wigan Athletic
15.00Liverpool3-0Blackburn Rovers
15.00Bolton Wanderers2-2Newcastle United
19.45Stoke City2-0Aston Villa



Tuesday, December 27 2011
Premier League
15.00Arsenal2-1Wolverhampton Wanderers
19.30Norwich City0-2Tottenham Hotspur
17.00Swansea City1-0Queens Park Rangers

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The site looks really good and festive, well done puppies predict! Merry Christmas