Remember Paul the predicting Octopus????


Since Paul's untimely death there's been a gap in the animal football predicting market....
UNTIL NOW!!!!!

Somewhere in a deep dark forest at a hi-tech kennel facility. A team of scientists, top class veterinaries and Shaun Wright Phillips have been working day and night breeding and training the next generation of prediction pups.

Each week the cream of the crop will delve deep into their inner pup and predict the scores of the Barclay's English Premier League.

Will they succeed, only time will tail.


Saturday, 21 September 2013

Robbie Joe predicts for 21.09.13 - 22.09.13


Saturday 21 September 

Norwich        0 v 0  Aston Villa
Liverpool       1 v 0  Southampton 
Newcastle     1 v 0  Hull
West Brom    2 v 1 Sunderland
West Ham     0 v 0 Everton
Chelsea         3 v 0 Fulham

Sunday 22 September 

Arsenal           2 v 0 Stoke
Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Swansea
Cardiff             0 v 2 Spur
Man City         1 v 1 Man United

Saturday, 14 September 2013

Baxter Predicts for 14.09.13 - 16.09.13


Alright, I'm Baxter  and I'm a secret agent pup, I on the look out for the elusive Football predictions. I here they been stolen by an master criminal Dr Gnasher, he's called Gnasher for a reason you know, it's his bloody huge teeth.
I've heard stories of him bite pups in half, so I got to be careful, I'll used all my wit and cunning. I wont let him get away with this people need these predictions and I'm going to give it to them.
there's a clue its a Swansea shirt, and there, down that dark alley strewn with needles and homeless people....its... it  a number 2,  I'm getting close.
"Ah Baxter you foiled my plan to steal this weeks predictions...your a clever boy"
"Who said that?"
"it is I, Dr Gnasher"
"show yourself, you evil genius"
"I'm out already"
"where"
"Look down"
"where"
"further down"

"oh, is that you, Ha ha but you a mouse, that's not scary"
"I am So"
"No your not, now give me the predictions"
"No"
"look I can see them behind you, I'll just taken then"
"Give them back I stolen them first"
"Dr Gnasher are you crying"
"I can't help it im sensitive"
"look if you stop, we can share this weeks predictions Come on what do you say"
"all right then"
On to the predicting

Man united   2 v 1 Crystal Palace

Saturday, 31 August 2013

Misty Tips predictions for 31.08.13 - 01.09.13









Hello everyone, I'm cute puppy Misty Tips and I'm too cute for words. Look how my tail curls around, Nice isn't it. As Theodore last week was talking about starting a pup band, I have decided to make that a reality, by going on PUP FACTOR.  The show for barely talented pups. I'm a singer and I've got a great voice, I practice by howling at the moon, people  love my voice so much that they throw boots and bricks at me in appreciation. The other dogs in my area are jealous of my talent.

VOTE MISTY TIPS

She's a pup with a beautiful voice
If it was a car, it would be a Rolls Royce
Will she win Pup Factor, we don't know
But she'll enjoy giving it a go

Man City              4 v 0            Hull
Cardiff City.          2 v 2            Everton
Newcastle.           1 v 1.           Fulham
Norwich                0 v 0.          Southampton 
West Ham.           1 v 0.           Stoke
Crystal P.              0 v 1.           Sunderland 


Liverpool.               1 v 1.           Man United
West Brom.            0 v 1.           Swansea
Arsenal.                  1 v 1.           Spurs


Saturday, 24 August 2013

Theodore's Predictions for 24.08.13 - 26.08.13

     

Hi there I'm Theodore and I'm the second prediction pup of the new season. I'm named after the fat one in the chipmunks. I wouldn't mind, but I don't really like the chipmunks, all that high pitched squealing. Personally I'd like to see them between two bricks and then said brick to be slammed together HARD. Their screams would be horrendous, but it would only last 5 minutes at the most and then we would be free of the high pitched speeded up god awful tunes. The world doesn't need singing chipmunks....singing puppies on the other hand...now that we need. I may even start a band, we could be called Dog Star. Or maybe not. All dog related band names ideas are welcome. 

He doesn't much like singing chipmunks.
He'd like to see them as a race all sunk.
Puppies who sing, now there's a thing.
Does Dog Star have a nice ring?


Right on the the predictions 

24th August 

Fulham          0 v 2   Arsenal
Everton          2 v1    West Brom
Hull.               1 v 2   Norwich
Newcastle      0 v 1   West ham
S'hampton.    1 v 0   Sunderland
Stoke.            2 v 0.  C. Palace
Aston villa      1 v  1 Liverpool 

25th August 

Cardiff       0 v 3   Man City
Spurs        1 v. 0  Swansea

26th August

Man United  2 v 2 Chelsea 

The Results

BoBo's results -  one spot on

                              7 correct results
                              Total: 10


Wednesday 21st August 2013

BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE
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Chelsea       2-1Aston Villa

Monday 19th August 2013

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Man City          4-0Newcastle


Sunday 18th August 2013

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Crystal Palace     0-1Tottenham


Chelsea     2-0Hull


Saturday 17th August 2013

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Liverpool             1-0Stoke


Arsenal            1-3Aston Villa


Norwich       2-2Everton


Sunderland       0-1Fulham


West Brom          0-1Southampton


West Ham      2-0Cardiff


       Swansea            1-4.           Man Utd


Friday, 16 August 2013

BoBo's Predictions for 17.08.13 - 21.08.13





Hi there,
I'm BoBo, I'm a...well....I don't know what the hell I am, but I'm cute and small and the girls love me. Look at me sitting in a tea cup,  just look at how small I am.....sat in this very tea cup...Not a mug  or a jug...a tiny tea cup. How many of you lardy arse dogs can do that?  You'll be lucky to get a paw in. Its all about being small these days, Tiny is beautiful.  Its a tiny cup, I'm a small dog, ITS A REALLY TINY MUG and I'M SAT IN IT.!!!!
Apparently my size is not why people come here, so lets get back to the football.
I'm not even sure what this football malarkey is, but apparently all I have to do I shout out numbers.
So here goes.  
he's a tiny pooch in a cup
will he have any luck
he's doesn't know much about this football thing
Its a good job he doesn't play out on the wing.

17 August 2013

Liverpool     1 v 0   Stoke
Arsenal        2 v 2   Aston Villa
Norwich      1 v 1  Everton 
Sunderland  0 v 2  Fulham
West Brom  0 v 2  Southampton 
West Ham   0 v 0 Cardiff
Swansea     1 v 1 Man United

18 August 2013

Crystal Palace 0 v 2 Spurs
Chelsea           4 v 0 Hull

19th August 2013

Man City 2 v 1 Newcastle

21 August 2013

Chelsea 1 v 0 Aston Villa

Saturday, 8 December 2012

Raggles Predicts for the Weekend of 08.12.2012


Here comes the pup!

It's poor old Raggles, I said Raggles come on lets clean you up, Raggles said I'm not dirty just a little untidy, oh Raggles!



Arsenal 2 v 0 West Brom
                     
Aston Villa 1 v 1 Stoke
          
Southampton 2 v 3 Reading              

Sunderland 1 v 1  Chelsea
  
Swansea 2 v 2 Norwich
        
Wigan 1 v 2 QPR

Man City 3 v 4 Man Utd
       
Everton 1 v 1 Tottenham
    
West Ham 0 v 2 Liverpool

Fulham 0 v 0 Newcastle

Sunderland 1 v 1 Reading

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Toby Predicts for the Weekend of 01.12.2012

Here are Toby's predictions...





West Ham 0 v 1 Chelsea 12:45

Arsenal 3 v 1 Swansea 15:00

Fulham 1 v 2 Tottenham 15:00

Liverpool 2 v 1 Southampton 15:00

Man City 1 v 1 Everton 15:00

QPR 2 v 1 Aston Villa 15:00

West Brom 0 v 1 Stoke 15:00

Reading 0 v 3 Man Utd



Sunday 02/12/12

Norwich 1 v 1 Sunderland   16:00


Monday 03/12/12

Newcastle 1 v 1 Wigan   20:00

Monday, 26 November 2012

Noel Predicts for the Midweek Games of 27.11.2012




Yo hommies, I'm Noel. I'm the first dog of Gangsta rap,  Blood.

Tuesday 27th November 2012
Sunderland  1 v 2 QPR                 19:45   
Aston Villa 0 v 0 Reading             20:00
Chelsea     1 v 1 Fulham              19:45   
Everton     1 v 1 Arsenal             19:45    

Wednesday 28th November 2012 
Southampton 1 v 0 Norwich             19:45   
Stoke       1 v 0 Newcastle           19:45   
Swansea     1 v 1 West Brom           19:45    
Tottenham   2 v 1 Liverpool           19:45   
Man Utd     3 v 1 West Ham            20:00    
Wigan       0 v 1 Man City            20:00

The Results of 24.11.2012




So how did Inky get on?

Not too bad for a Polish Octopus who doesn't care for English football. He got 3 correct results and 1 spot on result. that is a total of 6 points. 


Saturday 24th November 2012
Aston Villa 0-0 Arsenal   
Everton     1-1 Norwich      
Man Utd     3-1 QPR            
Stoke       1-0 Fulham            
Wigan       3-2 Reading          
Sunderland  2-4 West Brom

Sunday 25th November 2012
Chelsea     0-0 Man City     
Tottenham   3-1 West Ham           
Southampton 2-0 Newcastle     
Swansea     0-0 Liverpool






Friday, 23 November 2012

Inky Predicts for the Weekend of 24.11.2012

 


Hallo I Inky, I come from Poland to England to look after 5 horrible children and get small monies for it. I always asking my employer for raise...but he a bad man and say no.

If you not notice I a octopus, I got 8 legs, see.

I not normally care about English football, but I give predicting a good go.

Saturday 24th November 2012
Sunderland  1 v 1 West Brom          12:45   
Everton     0 v 0 Norwich            15:00   
Man Utd     2 v 0 QPR                15:00    
Stoke       1 v 0 Fulham             15:00   
Wigan       0 v 0 Reading            15:00   
Aston Villa 1 v 2 Arsenal            17:30

Sunday 25th November 2012
Swansea     1 v 0 Liverpool          13:30   
Southampton 2 v 1 Newcastle          15:00   
Chelsea     1 v 1 Man City           16:00   
Tottenham   1 v 1 West Ham           16:00
  

The Results of the 17.11.2012


So how did Scraps get on?


Scraps the little tyke did OK, he got 6 points ...1 spot on result and 3 correct result.

'Scraps don't care, scraps is a bad man'

Saturday 17th November
Norwich   1-0 Man Utd    
Liverpool 3-0 Wigan       
Man City  5-0 Aston Villa               
Newcastle 1-2 Swansea               
QPR       1-3 Southampton  
Reading   2-1 Everton      
West Brom 2-1 Chelsea
Arsenal   5-2 Tottenham

Sunday 18th November
Fulham    1-3 Sunderland

Monday 19th November
West Ham  1-1 Stoke


Saturday, 17 November 2012

Scraps Predicts for the Weekend of 17.11.2012



I'm Scraps and I'm a puppy....look how playful I am...Woof. Don't mess with me though or I'll have you!

Scraps at work

Merry Scraps Mas

Scraps sitting on chair











Saturday 17th November 2012
Arsenal   2 v 2 Tottenham      12:45   
Liverpool 0 v 0 Wigan          15:00   
Man City  1 v 0 Aston Villa    15:00   
Newcastle 1 v 1 Swansea        15:00   
QPR       1 v 2 Southampton    15:00   
Reading   2 v 2 Everton        15:00   
West Brom 1 v 0 Chelsea        15:00   
Norwich   1 v 2 Man Utd        17:30

Sunday 18th November 2012
Fulham    2 v 0 Sunderland      6:00

Monday 19th November 2012
West Ham  1 v 1 Stoke           20:00

The Results of the 10.11.2012


So how did henry get on?

Henry got a respectable 10 points this week, two spot on scores and 4 correct results.


Aston Villa 2-3 Man Utd                              
Arsenal     3-3 Fulham        
Everton     2-1 Sunderland                               
Reading     0-0 Norwich     
Southampton 1-1 Swansea         
Stoke       1-0 QPR                  
Wigan       1-2 West Brom

Chelsea     1-1 Liverpool    
Newcastle   0-1 West Ham            
Man City    2-1 Tottenham

Friday, 9 November 2012

Henry Predicts for the Weekend of 10.11.2012


Hi there I'm  Henry and I'm a Labrador pup and I look super cute, and I'm not very modest as I'm going to beat both Squiglet score and Pats put together....Just you wait!!!! 


Saturday 10th November 2012

Arsenal 2 v 1 Fulham            15:00   
Everton 2 v 0 Sunderland        15:00   
Reading 1 v 1 Norwich           15:00   
Southampton 2 v 2 Swansea       15:00   
Stoke 1 v 0 QPR                 15:00    
Wigan 3 v 3 West Brom           15:00   
Aston Villa 0 v 3 Man Utd       17:30

Sunday 11th November 2012

Man City 0 v 0 Tottenham         13:30   
Newcastle 1 v 1 West Ham         15:00   
Chelsea 1 v 1  Liverpool         16:00



The results for 03.11.2012



So how did Squiglet get on?

He did pretty darn good, 3 spot on perfects and two correct results, giving him an amazing score of 11.

Saturday 3rd November 2012
West Ham 0-0 Man City
Fulham 2-2 Everton        
Norwich 1-0 Stoke
Sunderland 0-1 Aston Villa
Swansea  1-1 Chelsea
Tottenham 0-1 Wigan
Man Utd  2-1 Arsenal


Sunday 4th November 2012
Liverpool 1-1 Newcastle               
QPR 1-1 Reading

Monday 5th November 2012
West Brom 2-0 Southampton