Remember Paul the predicting Octopus????


Since Paul's untimely death there's been a gap in the animal football predicting market....
UNTIL NOW!!!!!

Somewhere in a deep dark forest at a hi-tech kennel facility. A team of scientists, top class veterinaries and Shaun Wright Phillips have been working day and night breeding and training the next generation of prediction pups.

Each week the cream of the crop will delve deep into their inner pup and predict the scores of the Barclay's English Premier League.

Will they succeed, only time will tail.


Friday 2 March 2012

Ruffles Predicts for the Weekend of 03.03.2012




I'm Ruffles and I’m back....don’t mess with me...I mean it.
I’ve been up to a lot since I last predicted, I’ve been fighting, scrapping,  causing rumble in the Sweet valley Jungle.
I’m a bad pup...you know what they say bad pup for life.  I can’t help myself, I like a scrap and some dogs really deserve a good hiding.  I’m not shy about sharing my paws with people if you know what I mean.
The Staff at the Sweet valley kennels tried to get me in to counselling, Anger management they called it. I went along and beat up the counsellor, NO one tells me what to do. I spent 6 weeks in solitary cos of that. I was only allowed to play my PS3 every other day for an hour it was hell, but worth it.

So on to my predictions
Saturday, March 3 2012
Premier League
12.45Liverpool2-2Arsenal
15.00Stoke City1-1Norwich City
15.00Queens Park Rangers1-1Everton
15.00Manchester City3-0Bolton Wanderers
15.00Blackburn Rovers1-1Aston Villa
15.00West Bromwich Albion1-1Chelsea
15.00Wigan Athletic1-2Swansea City


Sunday, March 4 2012
Premier League
12.00Newcastle United2-2Sunderland
16.10Tottenham Hotspur0-2Manchester United
14.05Fulham2-0Wolverhampton Wanderers

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